even more-er

Can you call the rain store? We don't need any more.

Dad, is work out yet? When will work be out like school? 

on the back patio, to me: Why are you wearing barefoot?

at the pool: But where do the lifeguards sleep?
also at the pool: My breath was gone, but I got it back.

at dinner: My tongue is a slide for my food! 

I’m going to grow up and you’re going to grow down. 

Can I use your hair for a zip line? 

after a haircut: Do I have stylish hair now?
later the same day, after a nap: Oh no, now my haircut is ruined.

playing cards: I have seven cards. My favorite is the jacker.

preemptively happy about going home after pizza: It’s going to be a great drive back. We’re going to be so full and happy.

waggling his forefinger discouragingly: Ah, ah, ah.
and then: Tucker taught me that. 

blueberries for breakfast: I want more, please. Even more-er.