part of the reason I may not have coherent adult thoughts on current events

What if humans had leaves growing from their heads, and trees grew hair instead?

What does mother nature really look like?

If you drop a bar of soap, does the soap get dirty or does the floor get clean?

What do freckles feel like? I should ask Tolliver!

There are three kinds of excuse mes, right, when you burp, when you need someone to move and when you want a turn to say something?

I actually want to dye my hair green and I want the green to be so seeable.