Funny Valentine

Tucker is working on valentine cards for his preschool classmates, collecting jokes to pass out to friends.

How do snakes celebrate Valentine's day?
with hugs and hisses!

What do you call a small Valentine?
a Valen-TINY!

Do you have any good ones to share with him?!


Andrea Jene said...

So handsome and a sense of humor! Love that little Tuck!

Diana said...

Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're purrr-fect for me!

Christen said...

A favorite at our house:
Q: Why's that valentine under there?
A: Under where?
Ha, Ha.

Poppy John said...


Q. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Hogs and kisses.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
A. May I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?


rht said...

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Frank who?
Frank you for being my Valentine!

The Wendels said...

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel? I'm nuts about you!

Andy and Jenni said...

Guys, thanks for so many great jokes! We've had fun reading them with Tuck.