Hey Mom, I know how to spell UFO!  It starts with Y...then O...O.  Y-O-O spells U!

Walking to preschool: I don't need to zip my hoodie because I’m a furnace.

I can name some animals that have cold blood pressure, can you? 

Helping at the grocery: I can find the swiss cheese!  Wait, you mean like cartoon cheese, with all the holes, right? 

I know how to make a carne-raptor. You just need to add a dash of carnosaurus DNA to a velociraptor to make a baby. 

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