like a goat loves garbage

If it's not sturdy, he needs to climb it.
If it's trash, he pretty much has to taste it.
If it's heavy, he really wants to pick it up.
If it's fragile, he just needs to carry it around all day.
If it's sharp, he would love nothing more than to adopt it and bring it home to live with us.


Kate said...

Greatest Of All Time!

Don't worry, Hankers. I goat your back.

Poppy John said...

Kate Baby,

What are you contemplating...preemtive stitches (?)