Walking to preschool: I don't need to zip my hoodie because I’m a furnace.
I can name some animals that have cold blood pressure, can you?
Helping at the grocery: I can find the swiss cheese! Wait, you mean like cartoon cheese, with all the holes, right?
I know how to make a carne-raptor. You just need to add a dash of carnosaurus DNA to a velociraptor to make a baby.
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